vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-247 minutes agoNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down19
arrow-up1177arrow-down1message-squareNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-247 minutes agomessage-square13fedilink
I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 2 days agoWe might be living the final moments of not being terrified what the US President is going to doplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square289fedilinkarrow-up1839arrow-down176
arrow-up1763arrow-down1message-squareWe might be living the final moments of not being terrified what the US President is going to doplus-squareI'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square289fedilink
Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · edit-21 day agoIf Smell-O-Vision (TV with smells) had taken off, Donald Trump would have never been presidentplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down116
arrow-up1248arrow-down1message-squareIf Smell-O-Vision (TV with smells) had taken off, Donald Trump would have never been presidentplus-squareDragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square38fedilink
expatriado@lemmy.world · 40 minutes agoSocial media needs a "filter out all political content" buttom on setting.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down112
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSocial media needs a "filter out all political content" buttom on setting.expatriado@lemmy.world · 40 minutes agomessage-square4fedilink
Mothra@mander.xyz · 14 hours agoDuring your acupuncture session, somewhere else in the world a small doll that looks like you is having a very rough timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down112
arrow-up1188arrow-down1message-squareDuring your acupuncture session, somewhere else in the world a small doll that looks like you is having a very rough timeplus-squareMothra@mander.xyz · 14 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · edit-21 day agoThe thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down113
arrow-up1284arrow-down1message-squareThe thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area.plus-squareAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square39fedilink
cranakis@reddthat.com · 14 hours ago"This nitpicking is lousy" suddenly makes sense in a whole new way when you have a child with head lice.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down18
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-square"This nitpicking is lousy" suddenly makes sense in a whole new way when you have a child with head lice.cranakis@reddthat.com · 14 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agoOne day it was too silent, the air was too clean, there was no obnoxious sounds, exhaust, or dust particulates in the air. So, a guy invented leaf blowers.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down121
arrow-up1171arrow-down1message-squareOne day it was too silent, the air was too clean, there was no obnoxious sounds, exhaust, or dust particulates in the air. So, a guy invented leaf blowers.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square19fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1194arrow-down11
arrow-up1193arrow-down1message-squareAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squarefuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square36fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 2 days agoMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starmessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down16
arrow-up1184arrow-down1message-squareMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starpruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day agoWhy is OneNote not an anime?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down119
arrow-up1-10arrow-down1message-squareWhy is OneNote not an anime?ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square2fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down111
arrow-up1394arrow-down1message-squareWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square98fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agoSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down15
arrow-up1152arrow-down1imageSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Fleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agoUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up1323arrow-down126
arrow-up1297arrow-down1message-squareUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squareFleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square180fedilink
Maimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down118
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squareMaimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square41fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 4 days agoHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down113
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square23fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down118
arrow-up1132arrow-down1message-squareThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square42fedilink
sho@ani.socialEnglish · 5 days agoMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down19
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaresho@ani.socialEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square27fedilink
Balthazar@lemmy.world · 5 days agoPumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down19
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squarePumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels Balthazar@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square5fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 7 days agoHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comexternal-linkmessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1397arrow-down135
arrow-up1362arrow-down1external-linkHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comfuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square61fedilink