Whenever this happens I just jam my cock in there and whatever happens happens
“But anyways, what was I saying? Oh yes, thank you for inviting me to speak at commencement”
What I do if the tab snaps before I can open the can is get a knife and just stab at the can. I can then frantically suck at the hole like a sugar craving leech.
This is like a scene in a movie where they’re establishing the psycho character.
This has happened to me many times.
Manufacturing failure modes is perhaps a weird fascination of mine. How does the industry fail for 1/1000 products sometimes…
Me too! I try to take a picture of some of the better ones I run into. Some that come to mind are a fully sealed individual size bag of chips that only had air in it, and an individually wrapped protein cookie that had two cookies jammed in it. Life evens out.
Maybe we should have a community for this kind of thing.
Whoever taught this can how to be a can failed miserably
Glad I stopped drinking soda years ago cause that’s just the worst. Now I mainly worry about getting water bottles with caps that don’t break the seal with that little plastic ring.
Oh God this drives me mental all the time
When this happens I just push it in with my finger and cut myself on the can!
I usually just push through with my finger, but I have to say, I love your style.
Then you try and push it the rest of the way through with your finger and slice your whole fucking hand open, immediately realising what a stupid decision that was 😅
