I like dogs like I like toddlers. It’s fun to hang out with other people’s for a while, but ultimately they’re annoying, loud, and make a mess. I feel like in the past 10 years or so, dog owners have become increasingly convinced that everyone thinks their slobbering, untrained mutt is god’s gift to everyone, and expects everyone to love it unconditionally. Dogs in restaurants. Dogs in stores when you go shopping. “Oh it’s so funny that your dog is jumping on me and getting it’s dirty paws all over me while it tries to sniff my crotch.” “Oh oops! Your dog ate my food off the counter, fucking again. Guess that’s my fault because in this house nothing is safe from the coddled fucking dog.” “Hey man can you watch the dog? It’s really easy, not like it pisses all over the floor and knocks the trash over or anything. We have to leave the house for 2 hours and it has anxiety/depression/borderline personality disorder and he’s a wittle special boy who needs constant attention.”
I’m just tired of it. Nobody gives a goddamn about your stupid dog. Stop bringing your animal to restaurants, it’s disgusting and inconsiderate. It’s not your child, it’s a dog. Dog people have made me hate dogs.
I love dogs too but I agree, something went very very VERY wrong in the last few years. I can’t remember exactly when this illuminati memo went into effect but there was a month where every single place suddenly had a “service dogs welcome” sign on the door, which was different from the “service dogs permitted” signage that was always there. The signs came with some kind of policy change that basically said service dogs are a social construct, so even a screaming husky that needs to be dragged behind it’s owner is a service dog if the owner says it is.
And on the subject of huskies, the thing that pisses me off the absolute most about modern dog owners is how they have this obsession with pure bred dogs to the point where they’ll pay thousands for their favourite breed and turn it into their personality. But they don’t give a shit about any aspect of the dog besides it’s appearance, like they don’t even google search the history of why the breed was created, or what it’s nature is intended to be. So they get a German Shepherd, which is a guard dog, and they don’t understand why it won’t stop barking at guests. Or they get a husky, a dog bred to love running dozens of kilometres per day, and they can’t get it to stop running out the door. “Walks” aren’t enough for a dog like that, it will always be hyper no matter how much you scream at it. AND THEY’RE MEANT FOR FUCKING ANTARCTICA HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS LIVING IN AN APARTMENT IN BURBANK CALIFORNIA? It’s straight up cruelty to animals.
Which is without even considering the health issues that these dogs have to suffer through due to being severely inbred. It makes no sense to me that people do this. I don’t even buy a pair of shoes without researching what the differences are between types of shoes and what situations different shoes are designed for. These people spend $5k on a living thing without a millisecond of thought put into it.