Depends whether I’m excited or not, but usually my nose. And when I’m excited, my nose.

Try. https://moonieco.com/pages/monies like you’re not wearing under crackers at all

Something bad had just happened to me

Early 80s maybe 80 or 82

Get your self a bidet, my friend, and you can blast the old hoop to your hearts content

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn’t feel correct

I just wish all these fucks would get wrekt, evil hoofwanking thunder cunts

My Mrs always says, “I’m not being funny, but” the proceeds to be funny

So what you’re actually suggesting is an ultimatum, not really sympathetic. You’re lucky he gave a fuck what you thought

I went to a comic gig earlier this year and they did an advert for sky, I was livid and proceeded to not engage anymore and tell everyone they’re a shill

Your wife has seen the most dicks out of the two of you is all