The truth doesn’t reflect well on Trump. That’s the fucking point! Instead they bitch that it was unfair. How can they be so fucking stupid to miss the entire point!

Can confirm, life has new meaning, so sigma

What if you’re already 46? Asking for a friend.

That’s 50 cubic meters!

Oh, my bad, I interpreted your stance backward. Carry on!

Don’t forget to also multiply by the number of people that have but shouldn’t have $900m

A real wingmeme

Exactly! I think this graph deserves a special line for puppet sex.

Hate is a path to the dark side

The famous poet Edgar Poe also didn’t have a middle name

Exactly. My mom is lost to Trump. From the generation that told me not to jump off a bridge if my friends were, she has no independence from peer pressure. Just Boomer hypocrisy.

Healthcare plan is being audited by the IRS

People that care about facts already know what it would say

Discovery: Brain damage linked to transition from Democrat to Republican

Maybe even a brain worm or two

All I see is Station

Look guys, imagine how stressed out you would be if you had invested so much time, pride, and mental gymnastics into a total bullshit cause. These MAGAts were unhinged to begin, and after so many embarrassing moments lately, you know they’re absolutely starting to BSOD. I mean, we imagine they could just fess up and walk away from Trump, but in reality their minds would meltdown before that could happen. Stay safe everyone!

If there’s a God, we can start calling them “weird losers” in November.

Decries, slams, rips, fires… over sensationalized headlines don’t come from real journalists. Let the facts speak.

“Ukraine has the right to defend itself”