So no drink&fly in exit rows on Boeing planes?

How would one enter the petting tournament trap? Asking so I know what not to do.

Why do I hear dark souls music?

No thanks, I prefer various flavoured sugars to move my suffering to the future

sudo apt-get install consent

I like the story, and I like the afterlife it implies. Where everyone gets to be the god of something after they died.

Although that will lead to millions of gods, so maybe it’s best not to think too much about that.