with a fucking strike

https://xkcd.com/90/

https://youtu.be/DHm7-Z4spHw

ʔ

Or pay out in Monopoly money

It’s a thin blue line sometimes

Why not oil tankers?

:-3

https://simple.wikipedia.org/ *ducks*

We’ve already established he has a stapler.

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

Fear not, that’s why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It’s called Crowdsource or something.

It’s over Anakin, I have la haute cuisine

https://xkcd.com/612/

Legolas, what does your elf-tongue taste?

I taught you time and I’ll teach you how to travel. Surely you can figure out the rest yourself.

Relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/359/

https://xkcd.com/378/

Tx!