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I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won’t need to specify that for very long.

We put the ET in Fish™️

You say that but it’s pathetic how little has been upgraded to add support for IPV6.

Hey, if you got the property mortgage-free from your parents, all you have to pay is taxes. The taxes/insurance on a property like that would still be high, but not unreasonable for someone working full time, especially if they don’t have to worry about a mortgage.

Theoretically the water hammer effect might be able to break that glass, but I think it’s unlikely.

Hey, as long as you’ve got three or four feet of slow down it’s probably not lethal. I always assume that when a superhero catches someone, they’re using the same magic they used to fly to cushion their body as they’re being slowed down during the last 5 to 10 ft. And being slowed from terminal velocity to a standstill over the course of 5 ft will still be quite strenuous, but if the acceleration is relatively consistent, you almost certainly make it out okay.

Hey, but it had a silencer on it, which is absolutely what it’s called, and makes the shots super quiet so they won’t be heard by people in the next room!

Honestly, 500 bucks a year is not that much to spend on a hobby as long as you’re enjoying yourself.

So calling someone a potato in German is a slur?

This is literally the one case in which that is the grammatically correct question.

In case of dimensional contamination, you should always say execute order 65, rather than 66.

In the event of either (i) a majority in the Senate declaring the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) to be unfit to issue orders, or (ii) the Security Council declaring him to be unfit to issue orders, and an authenticated order being received by the GAR, commanders shall be authorized to detain the Supreme Commander, with lethal force if necessary, and command of the GAR shall fall to the acting Chancellor until a successor is appointed or alternative authority identified as outlined in Section 6 (iv).

I’ve always seen greed as wanting more of something you already have, while lust is wanting something you don’t have to begin with. Gluttony would be similar to greed, but with more of a focus on using then obtaining.

Hey, I totally back arm improvements.

Cool, she sounds like a fun person to hang around.

Although, I don’t think being trans guarantees being open-minded. I know plenty of people who are incredibly racist, but have no problem with gay/trans issues.

Oof. Who’s the other one?

Wait, France requires parking lots to be covered?

It might be from a brand that doesn’t evolve, or only has one evolution instead of two.

With zero knowledge of who either person is, I’d go for the one who exercises.

(insert Lenny face here)

To be fair, most of the decent fake web has no issues with getting rained on.