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Why even put it back tbh

I just never bake mine.

Bottle the bread?

Idk

Open secret

That’s actually pretty interesting

Makes sense to me. If cows weren’t eaten they’d steal our stuff.

Bean me up, Scotty

Or something idk I’ve never watched Scott Pilgrim vs the world

Was my first thought

Hello, danish ham! The danes really know what they’re doing.

If it’s enough to cure the ham, it’s enough to cure you.

Thams

I’m not in the US. Can’t tell you.

But I do like the look of that meat right there. Fantastic.

It’s ham

I’m calling it low effort spam for the same reason I would order it shredded at the deli if I had the chance

Mayo helps

I don’t think this low effort spam is available in the deli section where I am. Though I would order it shredded just to annoy people.