“Opens up one eager eye” is an incredibly eldritch lyric.

Heck, there a folks out there that still insist that “The Boys of Summer” is about baseball.

Why are so many women and children joining Hamas?

Hilarious that his administration is already leaking worse than a Russian submarine.

CRAPITALISM!

“Fart you, fart him, fart all y’all.”

My first browser was GOPHER.

-75%

I’m only 9 because thats when I died.

I liked Fatassery before they sold out.

It’s a weird timeline when conservative women are pushing for progressive policies.

It’s pretty much the only animal that is a predator for moose. Even bears don’t fuck with them.

Remember his outfits in Repo Men?

I saw Vin Diesel in Pitch Black.

How about a ball-peen hammer?

Prophecy, you say?

Core Keeper.

You could always blow up the trolley.

Even Scroob would be an improvement.

If you’re having trouble getting a restful sleep, try segmented sleeping.