Good, we’ll need the kids in the fields picking crops and the slaughterhouses processing meat when he kicks out all the migrants out.

Nah, I could see it being pretty great. Reviews of new high performance bikes of all kinds, interesting challenges, builds. For instance, build and test something that will force cars to give you the legally required clearance.

Heck, they could even do a Vietnam trip and go down the Ho Chi Minh trail, which is a famous example of the bicycle’s utility.

The only political ad I experienced this year was one saying the Democratic Senate candidate would let boys play in girl’s sports. It was horribly transphobic, even ending in a joke about genitalia, but I can’t help but think it had an effect on the outcome amongst all the women who aren’t smart enough to pair their phone to their car and think NPR uses big words.

“You can’t be two minorities! That’s not fair!” - Wine moms, probably

I think I saw that something like 92% of DC voted for Harris, so if they voted they’ll probably be fired.

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Two things can help get a crispy crust: Put a pie pan with some water in the oven along with the bread, or spray or sprinkle water on the crust while it’s baking

Meanwhile I’ve still got customers who are running CentOS 6.

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Solution: Ambulance bikes.

(A show like Top Gear but for bicycles could be pretty awesome.)

Why do you think they’re relaxing child labor laws?

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Yeah, people should only click that link if they’re sure they’re already on a list

The CIA’s Simple Sabotage manual is one of my favorites

That’s not at all what happened.

The donkey showed people the positions and the people sat at home.

The same assholes as usual voted Republican and that’s how Trump won.

People were lazy, disinterested, and not motivated to vote for the incumbent party.

Yeah, this has 31 too many monkeys for Brad Pitt to be in it.

How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

We didn’t get the Bell Riots but maybe we’ll get a WWIII.

Still have my fingers crossed for Irish Reunification this year.

There was no world where we just didn’t do lockdowns

Maybe the world where Trump implemented the pandemic response plan that Obama left for him. But, no, we got Mr. Inject-Bleach-And-Shove-A-Lightbulb-Up-Your-Ass.

Some days you’re Arthur. Some days you’re Agrajag.