Game of thrones hahahahahahaha at this point I’ll just wait for George to finish

Wtf is maxipad even making that I would care to allocate bandwidth to?

I think a big part of this is rural over representation. Not even talking the senate, but the house to be fair should allot 1 rep per the minimum pop of any state, which would give us about 573 reps and like 676 electors for president. Hell if we did it as the founders intended, one per like 60k people we’d have a house of 5.6k members.

Yep that’s where he first broke containment

Maybe they should try firing some more workers.

Rolexes

She’s a witch!

Brick, laugh, love

Idk why but I assumed getting investigated was a large part of getting government aerospace contracts but I guess that’s just the movies

Yup and hopefully untethered. The thought of being attached by a cord to my most expensive appliance would never let me be fully immersed

It’s all closed source trash. No one wants to get stuck with a $500 paperweight if meta decides to alter the deal further.

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

Pfft typical

Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

Rubbing alcohol, big grain salt, dish soap, if anyone’s piece is more of an oil lantern than a pipe right now.

Pauly Shore would be the best dad

*smiles without it reaching his eyes*

Did you hear that the KKK adopted a highway?

Yeah but if you were watching Nick at nite the whole time, why did the channel number flick on the screen for a second?