Finally!

Could?

America: deep fried Oreos.

Such innovation.

Decades late, but I’ll take it. Do Monsanto next.

We learned nothing from the Roman empire.

I’m a big sci-fi nerd, and the primary quest was so, so good in my opinion. I tried out the base building feature and it really felt worthless, but the combat and story are so really fun.

I like starfield. Maybe it’s not for everyone, but I think the amount of shit it gets is unwarranted.

Ed Zitron is amazing. That dude just says it like it is.

Shake hands with beef ;⁠-⁠)

Les Claypool has entered the chat.

Real estate agent. Car sales people.

They all gasped and freaked out because they thought I was hurt, but then I popped right back up and they all laughed, for what it’s worth.

I used to live in a brick rowhouse, and the arched transom started to crack. I thought I’d diy repoint it myself, only to find out that a previous contractor had “fixed” it by jamming cardboard in the cracks and filled it in with caulk. Totally legit.

It was probably only 5 or 6 feet to the ground. I was very, very lucky to walk away unscathed.

The theme song from Pictionary on the NES.

I once went to a friend’s party in college, who’s house I had never been to before. Everyone was just chilling in the hot tub and asked me to get in. It was pitch black at night, and there was only one open spot in the tub. I went to walk around the deck, but apparently the hot tub was on the edge of the deck. I took a confident stride towards the open spot, where the deck apparently ended, did a complete front flip into the lawn and landed on my feet. Completely unscathed.

I could have landed on my neck and been paralyzed, but but some sheer luck, it all worked out.

Can everyone please stop linking to Linus? He’s a YouTube huckster.