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25·4 days agoGoogle: kill child process
FBI: ಠ_ಠGoogle: kill child process linux console
FBI:（︶︿︶)
I became a fan after I got used to nice color schemes, buffers/tabs, horizontal/vertical splitting, file browsing with NERDTree and highlighting changes with GITGutter.
You ask for tips? Add VIM commands you use regularly (like paste mode toggle for example) to a keyboard shortcut (like leader key + p) in your .vimrc settings file. It increases working speed.
Also add some plugins, they are fun and add useful functions from other editors like Sublime (ctrl-p, vim-multiple-cursors).
Yeah yeah, brag about being able to close VI the first time of use…
8·8 days agoYes, it’s unavoidable. A special a capella edition from the Wise Guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFShuOwRbg
What god is that mouse?
This week I just had a Snickers with moldy tasting nuts. I didn’t checked it for Saurons ring. But that mindset already prevented me finding the letter from Hogwarts between all advertising letters.
Is this the anti-stress-ball version of
Good that about 50 percent of all humans have already an anti-stress dick attached to them.
21·9 days agoA power bottom?
Why is there no wifi cassette adapter? That would be so cool.
1·12 days ago🫸🫷 me too (just copy an utf8 emoji from some website, e.g. https://emojiterra.com/emojis/high-five/)
3·13 days agoIt was him
1·14 days agoYes, and use something like GNU Screen to work seamless on the other machine again.
Reminds me on this old joke:
A man running from the police runs into the Catholic church and hides in confession box.
Another person enters the other side and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”.
The man not wanting to get caught says, “What have you done my daughter?”
She says, “I have had anal sex with my boyfriend, I know sex is for making children, please forgive me . What is my penance?”
The man not knowing what to say, quickly opens his side of the confession box and sees a choir boy walking by , “Hey Kid what does the Priest give for anal sex?”
He responds, “A can of pop and a bag of chips”