Fair warning, I’m not here to judge but take it from someone who spent a lot of time trying to consume the most outrageous internet content to desensitise themselves - it all catches up eventually.

Anyway, this is some of the stuff that comes to mind:

Botfly extractions

Teenage girl suicide (hanging in a tree - too young to die IMO)

Microwaving kittens

Toybox killer transcript and tapes (I don’t like torturing people who don’t deserve it)

People having sex with aborted foetuses

Brilliant. Well done.

I believe ‘types of sauerkraut’ was one of the categories.

I have it on good authority Weird Al hates sauerkraut.

And then the whole shower room got up and clapped.

Hmmm everything is political?

No. Everything is anime.

It’s privilege.

When people don’t want to talk politics it’s because they have the luxury of not being affected every moment of their lives about said politics.

I.e. easy to switch off the ‘trans people should die’ rhetoric when you’re a cis gendered middle aged white man in a western country.

And a thousand free speech absolutists cried out ‘but now the Nazis won’t be publicly known!!!’

Nothing good has ever come from public gatherings of Nazis.

Cat 5 don’t fuck around.

Good luck Florida.

The only person that claims there was some kind of a relationship prior to the guy and girl meeting is the mother.

If there was any strong evidence to this story it would have been tested in court. The article specifically says that was not the case. Which means it’s basically heresay about his interest in her when she was 14.

This article just sensationalises that piece of information instead of focussing on the real crime which was a doctor giving his potentially addicted partner drugs.

Wow I’m feeling sorry for you my dude. You’re correct and everyone is too dense to read the article…infuriating.

Yep. He fucked up because he was in a relationship with an addict who he should not have supplied drugs to.

Brutal. If Wikipedia don’t fuck with you just delete yourself off the internet.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I lol’ed at that pic as well…

The night of broken glass is literally their guide book.

Why would this be surprising to anyone…

I’d like to meet the teenager in 2024 that can afford cocaine.

Trying to save their own ass from the young people who want to boot his ass off the throne.

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

How can it not be a lecture in disguise?

Do you know any well adjusted adults that don’t swear?

What a bore of a character premise.