I lol’ed at that pic as well…

The night of broken glass is literally their guide book.

Why would this be surprising to anyone…

I’d like to meet the teenager in 2024 that can afford cocaine.

Trying to save their own ass from the young people who want to boot his ass off the throne.

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

How can it not be a lecture in disguise?

Do you know any well adjusted adults that don’t swear?

What a bore of a character premise.

It was when he called the rescue diver a paedophile that moment sticks out in my mind. But I have a feeling my opinion of him was changing before that.

Could it though?

This is a good one, filing it away for future children…

A dirt bag is a very useful part of the vacuum cleaner, clearly it’s a compliment.

It’s fucking discriminatory in my opinion and it has always made me uncomfortable filling out the blood donation paperwork.

We can reliably screen for HIV (all blood donations are) why the fuck are homosexuals discriminated against over this.

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

• Low cost
• Broad base
• Index fund

The only three things you need to know about index investing.

The largest cost factor you can control is costs so if you want to improve your selection look for funds that have very low fees (I.e. <1%)

This fund will literally beat the vast majority of actively managed funds over 10 years.

Don’t believe me though, just read ‘The Bet’ section in the 2016 Berkshire Hathaway letter to shareholders.

I’d guess the hydraulic malfunctioned.

I’m not going to pay to see it but if the choice of the song magical mystery tour sets up the tone of the movie it could be a bit of fun.

Pretty sure kids will like it.

Communism is when you get free lunch.

Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!

Best you can hope for on bumble is a ‘hey’ from the woman.

That’s all they ever need to say, because again, it’s stacked heavily in favour of women so when they send 100 ‘hey 👋🏼’ messages they get 95 replies that have to carry the entire conversation. It sucks but that’s the reality.

PSA: If you’re a guy on a dating site and you reply with just “hey” or something similar to a lady then you’ve fucked up.

You get one shot at a semi-witty reply that may get her to smile before your reply is buried under 100 other guys also vying for her attention.

Just quickly read her profile and make some kind of riff off of it with an open ended question.

“Hey blahblah I saw you liked The Office, I’m more of a fan of working from home myself.

Also, why’s everyone seem to be looking for Jim? Who’s that guy?”