how do i do this?

I figured it wasn’t dyshidrosis, but after reading about your experience I am definitely giving it more consideration.

lol

Maybe… Can athlete’s foot last for longer than a year without spreading to a different part of the body?

Men should pour all their energy into their job, so they can earn money to support their family with. Men should not worry about spending enough time with their children, as working hard is the best way to show them that you care about them. Besides, being with children is what women are there for.

The result of this idea is that there are now a metric fuckton of movies about workaholic dads who don’t show up to their sons’ baseball games, only for contrived magical realism events to change their minds and convince them that family is more important.

He was actually behind the times, he didn’t realize it was already ancient

ah yes, the acoustic bike, famous for its sound amplification

floats, doubles, etc are decimallikes. object-oriented programming languages are c++likes. a string that is just the word “false” is a boollike. any language easier to learn than c++ is a pythonlike. any language harder to learn than c++ is a asmlike. don’t like it? then you’re a naglike. you don’t want to be known as a naglike, do you?

I’m just gonna say “death to _” about anything that mildly annoys me now

yes!!! 😊

…You were inside a dead person? 🤨

…if students at terrorist encampments were chanting slogans calling for the death of black or gays they would be swiftly stamped out. And that professors who did so would never work again.

And if my grandmother had wheels and could lift up to 5000 pounds, she’d be a Toyota 3-Wheel Electric Forklift.

me 19 years ago:

im 19

This feels scam-adjacent.

Also, I’m pretty sure they copy the design of this from a clip-on fitness tracker I used once.

Medieval king bragging about having a monk who can levitate in his royal court: “clearly you don’t own an air friar”

Thought this was from the onion at first

Why, what are you doing, carving your documents into a clay tablet with a reed?

Who’s the artist?

So basically any Metal Gear character?