Fuck, I missed the two best times to start

Jim Whitehurst? The guy who sold Red Hat to IBM? Cool, cool, cool. Cool.

ngl I kinda wanna eat your insides

Only if they tell this to their auditor tbh

How the fuck was Uber supposed to help traffic? That’s the most American take on solving traffic issues I’ve read in a while.

Legally he’s old enough at 16 to be responsible, so they can’t go after the parents

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Either you innovate or you pay that company $32M every summer forever

Let me guess, you belong to the people who call an ananas a pine apple?

*nee twttr

Ah, the Asperger’s Zone

So privacy first first and privacy last second, interesting combo

That said, if you inherited xmas/winter decorations that has fake snow on it, I’d recommend you get rid of that in a safe way.

Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs

Sunwise, as it was based on the movement of the sun during day (in the Northern hemisphere). As watch faces were modelled after sundials, sunwise and clockwise describe the same direction.

Turnwise is a word invented by Pratchett for a book, but it’s clearly based on sunwise. He also used widdershins in his book, which is indeed the unmodified antonym to sunwise.

demand living wage

Sir, this is the US

That’s a possibility. The guy acted grossly negligent and thus the accident insurance can reduce the coverage and in some cases even deny it completely.

Me: I want to play games until I get fat

Konami: yo, there you go

Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

Konami: I’m way ahead of you

I was talking about the traditional way of eating it and that’s with cow milk. I specified it precisely because I’m making a contrasting recommendation later on.

Is that even a thing, being allergic to a color?