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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

I actually think we need to cap rent increases to about 2%. In a little over 14 years, your rent doubles at 5%. So $2.5k/mo becomes $5k/month- $60k/year! Since wages have largely stagnated, most renters would be in an even worse place (although definitely better than 10% increases).

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Whoa. “Chugga” is our word

This is an actual cult. Please go out and make sure they do not win the vote in November

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

Jamaica Fried Chicken sounds good

Me sweating in Texas right now: oh, 30 degrees sounds lovely.

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.