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Abba Zabba, you’re my only friend…

People who say alpha wolves don’t exist obviously never seen me crankin my hog. ARRRROOOOOOOO

Like this?

This is the best thing I’ve seen so far this week.

eccentric billionaire

That’s a funny way to spell “absolute cunt.”

Pretty obvious. We build a time machine to go back to 1776. Then, when it malfunctions and sends to 1976 instead we learn the art of The Hustle.

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Based and Spongebob-pilled.

This is why they only change during a full moon; less moonlight than that is not enough to catalyze the reaction.

Those hips don’t lie.

They’re called breasts and everyone’s got them!

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