Oh shit, it’s me, I’m bitches.

Until some bastard up on Denali shot a football through it, just so humanity would feel loss for the first time in 15,000 years.

They grieved over a bulb cause they hadn’t lost anything else.

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE A GIRL GODDAMN IT

Oregon is the best.

I am now reading every goddamn one of these you write. If only the other screenshot posters would put forth your respect and effort, we could have an honest gaming journal going.

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Academia 4XX AF from Final Fantasy XIII-2! (It’s also my favorite Final Fantasy.)

With this playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuw_AJ3iNc

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Nothing, his hands were fine, he was just horsin’ around.

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Racism and transphobia?

:/

I like the effort you put into these posts. Much better than just a simple screenshot. You’ve sold me on this game.

Trans and disabled, so that limits my options a bit.

I think I’d just go back to 2011 and just vibe.

I wish I could use both hands, remember faces, and walk without a cane.

Of course, there is always someone who says they wish they could have both hands, be able to remember anything, and walk at all.

And there are people who have no limb who wish they could have one, and would long for any mobility at all.

I’m grateful for what I got, but in a true human sense, I want more.

Hate to break your heart over this, but it ain’t gonna happen. Give up on your dreams of arbitrarily changing orthography with an inconsistent look to the past, and realize that we have “th” in place, which was already taught to English speakers, and is present on every keyboard.

I got two languages on my phone, and I’m not about to install the goddamn Icelandic keyboard so I can triple-tap past Japanese and type some sort of bullshitty shortcut to “th” which were already present on my second keyboard, English.

She skewers you.

Hang on. This ain’t a real Kelly, there’s no crying Statue of Liberty.

Let’s go with A Monster’s Expedition Through Puzzling Exhibitions!

Humanity has died through hubris and climate change, and Human Englandland is all flooded. Now it’s the age of monsters! And one monster is touring the now-outdoors old Human Englandland museum, which is an archipelago cause flooding and such. All the bridges washed out, but there’s convenient trees! Let’s go see the museum.

Pushing logs from trees into adjacent water is the point of the game, but it has some of the simplest yet best mechanics about it that I’ve seen in a long time.

I’m playing it too, mostly I’m just struggling to go whack Heismay and instead just playing Monster’s Expedition yet again.

Monster’s Expedition never gets old.