You know what really aggravateses me is them immigants. They want all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain’t even bothered to learn themselfs the langwich!

Moe Syzlak

What are the symbols on his halo?

Or something Star Wars

Buckle up, it’s gonna be a Rainbow Ride!

A Donald duck

Took Aragorn that long to get kinged

Black riders on spiders

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he’s talking about? I can’t decide.

The Rob Inglis version is good, discounting his singing.

That’s the question, Horatio.

Maybe something where people don’t put shit like /joking because they’re petrified of downvotes

Plenty of countries are far ‘better’.

Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.

Or are you just selling your looks short?

Yeah, at least as early as 1776

I just select my precepts from the arguments on offer and try to rigidly stick to them.

Only if it’s part of the quote. In this case, because “apologies” wasn’t followed by a full stop, it doesn’t go within the quotation marks.

Put a comma after “apologies”.

The idea is that it’s a translation, so some words are just modern ones used in place of what the ‘real’ ones are.

Apart from the Mediterranean Italian Roman philosopher Tautologous the Redundant