Oh shit… Let me call the police about this! Sure thing! Right away!

Wait a minute!

LOL! You think I’m that stupid? You call them! Here, take my phone! I’m just gonna go hide behind that 1" thick steel wall! Oh, should we just run over to the station? It’s safer that way.

Let’s use the car as an example… Imagine you must get to point B from point A following all the rules of the road which prevent the 🚓 🚨 police from chasing you and shooting you until they run out of bullets. Well then you will be on highway 5 at some point if you’re in California, so let’s assume you can’t go faster than 85mph but at 5pm or 8am you can only go 2mph. So why would you buy a car that can drive at 5000mph is you don’t want to? I totally agree with you on that point. Why eat ice cream 🍨🍦 if I don’t want to…and it costs 10billion times more than not actually eating ice cream?

Same for cpus. Why get a new CPU if they put some bullshit things in it that your Linux can’t use because they are made specifically for windows 11 and no one wants to use windows 11. Friends don’t let friends use windows 11. Heck I wouldn’t drive over a cat and then let the cat get windows 11. Only let the people you hate the most actually get windows 11. Like your boss. Fuck him. Let him get windows 11!

All of us together!

They do love their…Rrrrrrrrrs. as in strawberry 🍓 has 8 RS in it sort of way… investigation results: 3 monkeys are behind the whole thing.

Yeah. All product packaging should be paper based.

Could it be?

If you can’t pay 2.9 dollars, then you must leave the city slowly on foot? You must plan the trip so you can get to the next McDonald’s before dying of thirst.

But if you can’t plan? Your options are cop shoots you, or you die?

We should ask Mr GPT to see what we should do. Mr GPT has been trained 🚆🚂 on millions of lifetimes worth of data. Surely he would figure it out? How do I know it’s a he and not a she? I just assumed a dip shit like that would be a guy.

That’s right! Ukraine comes to you!

Every day, that final bullet comes closer and closer to putins head.

He’s in Cancun at the moment, but if you leave a message… that’s it, that’s the end of the previous sentence.

This is going to get complicated. I’m thinking for example that there may be some time sensitive items that are part of the building process and which would need to be restarted to be able to continue. Kind of like university classes, of you miss one they force you to pay for another year or quarter to take the class. There’s gotta be stuff like glues, assemblies, safety checks, long lead items, etc that are gonna be painful to Boeing just to restart the process.

Please Microsoft! If you could improve the colors of the squares in teams that would be awesome! When I present a PowerPoint presentation I like to open it directly on browser next to my porn and I love to see lots of colorful squares all around the thing I’m trying to read to them. Incredibly useful! Please make the people squares a good 3 or 4 times the current size, that would help a lot! And don’t even try single button full screening anything for me! Fuck F11! Give me ctrl-Alt-prtscrn-elbow mash keypad. That’s the best combination!

You will not install AI on heavy objects with the purpose of dropping them on soldiers’ legs to mame only. Any AI installed on anvils must cause irreversible death within a period of 1 second.

Gemini!!! That’s old news!

Introducing… drumroll please!!!

Stacy!

She has big tits! Tell her things about yourself 😜😅! C’mon! You won’t regert it! We…er…she’s looking for everyday conversation that can be used against you in a court of AI powered law 3 years from now! Do you even know what that means!!!

Didn’t you steal great students before from somewhere?

The new shortcut for screenshots:

Alt - Ctrl - drill to the eye 👁️. Yeah you can use the same eye socket multiple times for now. It’s a known 🐛 bug, but they are going to fix it.

We are sorry. So sorry indeed man! We are sorry that because of a pandemic many people in the industry had to move to safe locations and realize how much better those places were so they’re not going back. We’re sorry to have inconvenienced your game play. But we’re working hard to get you to pay another salary’s worth on the next tumb raider! We promised so much many more transistors that the boob wobble will be endless! Thru AI, anything is possible!

This is exactly what using AI feels like:

https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo?

It’s just an example. I did get useful code from all this effort but usually the first prompt gets the closest. Everything else is like a bad genie story. Exactly like this: https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo?si=yMtEaVkpSrn9q5Ap

Also it is pure junk. Chat-GPT code may come out fast on the screen but it’s garbage. I tried python and c++ both just pure garbage. Sure I got it to do what I wanted but only after a day of hair pulling repetitive madness. Simple task, open an image and invert it . Then we’ll it opened the image but didn’t invert. Or maybe it’s upside down. Can you open the image right side up and invert it…fuck fuck, why is the window full screen? Did I ask for full screen, shit heavens no! Anyway it’s a fuckin idiot just rambling code at me.

Whatever passage that was, it would be funny to make the republicans use it for important debates or speeches without knowing the context until a couple of weeks before elections. LOL, big guys in big stupid trucks with “Genesis 9-11” or “Jeremiah 666” of whatever it was. I read that book, I don’t know what in it could have someone do crazy things…but then again I did read it and they do crazy things in it.