darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoLauren Boebert’s son arrested, faces 22 chargeswww.kjct8.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down18
arrow-up1249arrow-down1external-linkLauren Boebert’s son arrested, faces 22 chargeswww.kjct8.comdarth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoMaybe he should use that. “Your honor, in my defense, my mom is Lauren Bobert…”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoAcquitted of all charges! Actually, here are 50 free counseling sessions.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoAlso free voluntary relocation in witness protection program.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoNow start singing, jaybird!
Maybe he should use that. “Your honor, in my defense, my mom is Lauren Bobert…”
Acquitted of all charges! Actually, here are 50 free counseling sessions.
Also free voluntary relocation in witness protection program.
Now start singing, jaybird!