• radix@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Thank you for calling HP Painters! We would be happy to complete your painting job for the low, low price of $200! That’s the up-front cost, then just a small subscription of $100/month on a 10-year contract.

    Thanks again for calling, you can send in your deposit of your first born child to

        HP Painting & Blood Extraction Services
        666 Hells Way
        Gary IN 46407