I’m a lemmon you’re a lemmon we’re all lemmons.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      That’s a myth. Well. The suicide part. It was started because the normal lemming run wasn’t “dramatic” enough, and in any case, Lemmings don’t really run on cue, so Disney caught a bunch of lemmings and threw them over the cliff using a turntable for a white Wilderness (Like you know those spinning fertilizer or salt spreaders? It was like that. But with lemmings.)

      Normally, lemmings make short hops to get down safely.

      (Though for the record that was a really fun video game.)

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    1 year ago

    We call ourselves lemmings? That’s new information to me, though I guess it would make sense. Lemons is better though.

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    I would say since there isn’t a singular instance we can see these posts from, instead of being Lemmings/Kbinners/whatever, we call ourselves “Federales” due to the federated nature of the servers.

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      Some grey federales say, they could a had him any day

      They only let him slip away out of kindness I suppose

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        1 year ago

        yoo van zandt, nice
        But yeah agree, federales is already a word and an ill-fitting one.

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    1 year ago

    When I have to pick between a cute furry rodent or a sour fruit… I know what I’d pick.

    When life throws you a lemon, you hurl it back as fast as you can and cuddle a lemming.

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    9 months ago

    I knew a lawyer-lady who was, technically, a “Miss Lemmon”.

    She really hated my shitty Hercule Perot accent.

    Can’t really blame her on that. Fortunately I only cracked the joke once.

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    1 year ago

    Somebody suggested Lemmur on another post. I thought that was a good one to go with

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    1 year ago

    You’re clearly operating in some kind of made up world. Lemmings is amazing.

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    Because lemmings are cute. Lemons are just something you squeeze the juice out of to make lemonade or just lemon water to clean your liver.