“It even levitates. There is no pleasing you, Father.”
You wish now that our pizzas had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir brought 5-cheese pizza?
Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.
“That’s twenty cheeses total!”
“Father, that’s not how…”
“Twenty cheeses! Twenty!”
Less than half of what I’d hoped for.
“You want tomato slices?”
“No! Whole tomatoes you can bite like an apple!”
Eugh watching him eat tomatoes was a terrible day to have eyes
Poor Pippin lol
There are FOUR cheeses!
Five-cheese pizza?
En esta economía??!
Faramir FFS stop being a lazy bum!
And Peter would have brought me a strawberry milkshake!
Dave would have hooked me up with a kick ass speaker system!
This made me so hungry, I might order pizza
I’m in the same place emotionally.
Five pizzas is a bit much, I think.
I’m convinced that Denethor is actually the real villain of LotR. Sauron wanted to unite a divided land and eliminate the racism that was endemic.
Also Faramir is way better than Boromir so he clearly cant judge class
That’s nice
