Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?
Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?
I love Aldi and they’re always the first place I shop, but their selection is a bit limited and the produce is hit-or-miss, at least in my area. Unfortunately around me that only leaves Kroger as the next best option.
Which they seem to be keenly aware of, since the self-checkout you’re forced to use because there’s only ever one staffed register constantly accuses you of theft if you so much as move your bagged groceries. God how I wish I had more grocery options in my area.
🎵 Electric LOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOve🎶
Oolong back on his shit
Works on contingency? No, money down!
Out of all the Garfield edits, I think the one where people replace the last panel with Garfield being defenestrated is my favorite .
“Could someone define ‘filicide’ for Goku? I’d ask Gohan, buuuuut…”
“…I’m actually not sure what it means. Isn’t that when you kill a pony?”
“That’s twenty cheeses total!”
“Father, that’s not how…”
“Twenty cheeses! Twenty!”
The prompt said sad, not horror
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.
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