You can literally summon futuristic soldiers with laser guns in AoE4. One shots pretty much everything AND can take down a whole TC solo.

Waaait a minute…

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who’s intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…

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Presenting: worst dad joke of the year 🏆🥇

Just like heaven in my ass

#FF7700! I love this orange color and use it in all my tests.

I agree, duck autocorrect

Well, you do in theory need a license to use winrar for more than 30 days

Literally my first comment on Lemmy!

I learned that from the Big Bang Theory!

What’s their difference to glass bottles? i.e. the ones Coca Cola uses?

Been font jumping for a long time. Consolas, Fira, SF Mono, Input, Source Code Pro, Iosevka… finally settled on Pragama Pro. The font is quite expensive, but really worth it imo. It’s even sharper and clearer on macOS.

tbf these rats actually hit kinda hard

I have no idea what they do but I create a lot of them. I like the icon

Yo, little help here?

Problem is, you only have like, 3 free trials. After that you need a new account

ncdu is like Filelight but for terminal. It’s awesome!

Again.

insert small, far away father Ted clip

Common mistake. You know that if you drink too much urine, there will be nothing left to piss, right?