Obligatory “I’m not a biologist” disclaimer

You could take an X chromosome from both parents either way. And I’m pretty sure all the other chromosomes wouldn’ make that much of a difference

Red flags? That’s the greenest flag I’ve ever seen

Absolutely nothing happened. She just said “sorry I mistook you for someone else” and I never saw her again.

Though I do remember I once mistook a random guy for one of my friends and showed him a meme. Then I realized he wasn’t my friend and he said “Sorry I’m not that guy, good meme though”

Good, that means she’s an extremely shallow girl willing to leave me for futile motives. Thank you for helping me dodge a bullet cowboy.

The two messages have a different font and the third one somehow has more JPEG than the rest of the image

I think this is peak internet

I don’t think the armenians would like to go through the armenian genocide all over again

This is a Shitpost community, not a spitting facts community

Not me apparently

I do not wish to be horny anymore

I just want to be happy

Ngl i didn’t read what community this was and assumed it was a shitpost

Thank you for the drawing! I’ll check that band out later

Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself

How do you do fellow zoomers?

Objection: appeal to authority + appeal to tradition + I did the fuck with yo mama last night

/s if that’s really necessary

Oops, my bad!

Honesty is the key for a long lasting relationship. You did well man

Just press shift+è, smh

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Thanks!

Ok that’s actually quite funny, can you give me a screenshot?

You mean the whole thing? Or just the word?