Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

When? Anytime you want.

Why: Because they have different databases they access, it’s the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

At this time of year?

More pipe.

Change it to assistant with Barb", then just have a nice middle aged aunty do it’s voice.

The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

Ohh fuckin hacks mate.

WHAT!?

Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

Take that tech bros, now it’s coming for you!

One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

Called Incontinentia.

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Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

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And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

That’s specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

The announcement happens after they’re already inside.

Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

I read the title as Lovecraft’s Time might have arrived and got kinda terrified for a second.

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.