Its some new Zemekis movie where he uses AI to go through 60 years of a person life.

Can’t be bothered to search.

A monkey already wrote Shakespeare. Anything it’s possible.

Something something Schrodinger Oil.

“I told you I would tell you my names.
This is what they call me.
I’m called Glad-of-War, Grim, Raider, and Third. I am One-Eyed.
I am called Highest, and True-Guesser. I am Grimnir, and I am the Hooded One. I am All-Father, and I am Gondlir Wand-Bearer.
I have as many names as there are winds, as many titles as there are ways to die.
My ravens are Huginn and Muninn, Thought and Memory; my wolves are Freki and Geri; my horse is the gallows.”

It’s wine…made by the stomped corpses of his enemies.

No one asked about your mother.

With more than one, a union can be formed. So, no.

“You may be able to do some things with the machine that the teller cant/wont do.”

Tell me more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Some kind of Stockholm syndrome i guess.

This companies violates us constantly, but most people are so traumatised by ads and social presure that they don’t see it anymore.

I put ads before social presure due to comedy, but also:

Ads eats brains. Thus creating mindless consumers. Oh look, the perfect consumer!

I met a shitposter from modern social media,
Who asked with a frown, wrinkle lip
And sneer of cold contempt:

“Do you have some reason why you think
This company with vast amounts of these
stamped lifeless things
Will go bankrupt and/or split up?”

But regardless of all the corp-simping,
In the future, only these words survive.

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away."

“Birth rates are falling across the globe (…)”

But sure…

How do you face the fact that both Apple and Samsung, the 2 biggest capitalist phone manufacturers corporations in the world, use workers in China that aren’t owners of the production…

How is China comunist? One of the biggest states in the world…when a comunist society is supposed to be statless…

If only money transfers worked this way…

I send you money, cancel mid way, and now both of us have the money!

• Your mom: 🐋

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

I said “no means no” but Land wasn’t having it…it violated both my legs…

The Peach Maneuver

I knew it too. I pounded her last night.

And here i was thinking that Gidorah was just fiction…

Dammm nature…respect…

Nature cared so much about this questions that it gave sentience to itself to think about it.

“Its called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it.”

“Now some strange news coming from Guatemala City, in the Guatemala Country, in the Guatemala Continent, in the Guatemala Planet, System and Galaxy:
The Guatemala’s ‘Museo Nacional de Arqueología y Etnología’ was broken in last night, only for the mysterious figure caught on cameras to paint, with exquisite detail, a tiny Mayan figurine with a removable hat, and leave everything of valuable in place.
Have a Guatemala night.”