Bye Snapchat.
Bye Snapchat.
Is this what I should do when I am about to Cosine a lease?
I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.
There is no possible counterargument to this.
I am convinced now.
That teen is lucky to have survived. Getting shot in the face is incredibly lethal.
Their security guards will eventually turn on them though, provided they aren’t shock collared.
This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.
Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽
It’s not just a kernel, it’s a lifestyle.
You are putting them in your mouth, so… kinda?
Another of Elon Musk’s kids?
That AT-AT has no head lol
It wouldn’t surprise me if Elon unironically agrees with Trump that if you’re famous they let you do it.
drive an Uber or whatever, go off to find a cheap place to live and go to the beach for a year.
Shockingly tone-deaf.
When I was laid off, my savings were running very low after about 3 months until I was able to get another job.
Absolutely no way I would be able to take a year off to go to the beach. It’s like he doesn’t realize we all aren’t CEOs.
Do they not realize this will hurt their Brand?
Short term ad profits aren’t worth losing customers.
The food of choice for ironworkers and boilermakers everywhere.
Those were my favorite fish to catch in Stardew Valley
Jesus is having sex today.