Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

Humans be like: “step on me Earth mommy”

Shit I think I actually have that one

yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber

man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?

“pulled pork” Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven’t been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there’s no pretending its not bean cheese.

Puppetborne

In season 4 of Game of Thrones, Arya was telling Sandor how the Mountain’s men killed her friend Lommy.

Sandor grumpily asks “What the fuck is a Lommy?” Which became a little bit of a meme.

“What the fuck is a Lemmy” is a spin off meme of that sort of.

Legit, when I first fought him and he was trying to convince me to join his side, I was like “Heck yeah, ill join him when i meet him”.

Sadly not actually an option, was pretty disappointed.

war-based hat simulator

or a hat-based war simulator

canned food just at or past the expiry date.

'the adequate wall of China"

The writers keep doing this shit.

The Berlin Wall arc just abruptly ended because they announced that East Germans could freely travel to the west and ‘conveniently’ forgot to mention there were still some regulations. Then the Border guards ‘conveniently’ said “fuck it” and let people pass without checking passports.

They built up the Epstein island arc like mad only to end it with him killing himself in prison and then never mention it again.

Im in Newfoundland.

Wait times in the emergency room aren’t too bad. Its very heavily triaged so if you go in with a major emergency you will basically be seen immediately, but if you go in with something minor you might have to wait a few hours, especially if there are any respiratory illnesses going around. Children and elderly patients struggling to breathe take priority over an otherwise healthy adult with a wound that just needs a few stitches.

Getting a family doctor can be difficult. There just aren’t enough to go around.

Seeing a specialist will usually involve a long wait list (a few weeks to a few months depending on what they specialize in), so its best to book an appointment as soon as you can. You may have to travel to St.Johns so there might be some travel expenses. Growing up I had to see an ENT in St.Johns every summer for a checkup, so we just turned the visit into a camping trip.

-50 social credit!

Dwarf raspberry/dewberry. My pop used to call it ‘gumbo’ for some reason.

Its a tiny little raspberry plant that produces one berry per plant, so its hard to get it in any quantity.

The fruit itself is more juicy than a regular raspberry, and tastes more like fake raspberry flavored candy. Its always a treat to find these while hiking.

300

Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.

would love to see it done as a mockumentary mini series, like it already has the format built in!

Re arrange the room so your heaviest piece of furniture is near the door, like juuust enough clearance that the door can open. Then you can easily barricade it by placing something lighter in between the door and the heavy furniture, like a stool or chair.

I had to do this to keep my mom out of my room when I was 15.

If she escalates and removes your door, you can fully barricade the door with furniture, and if they remove the furniture from your room, drag in furniture from the hallways/kitchen if you feel malicious.

If they ever remove your bed, that is considered abuse in most places, and should be brought up with your school’s councilor or a trusted teacher, they are mandated reporters.

How much Crack was Matt smoking?