Half year day, half year night only really holds on the poles I guess. And it goes paired with a long twilight in between.

Orange? Wait until Dutch football fans hear that. Would make NL during a Euro Cup or World Cup an absolutely ✨ fabulous ✨place xD

Use chapstick

How I get around that: Wait until my girl uses hers, then kiss her.

It’s a bit of a running meme between us.

Mok

Awh.

~ brought to you by the Ornithologists & Car Enthusiasts United.

That’s one way to describe the guy, indeed.

Sometimes the Foul Bachelor Frog was (is?) used for gender-agnostic scenarios. Foul Bachelorette Frog is for specifically female things.

Wouldn’t EA be more Pride? Y’know, Pride & Accomplishment and all that jazz?

Diabel: Alright, looks like everyone’s grouped up. Get plenty of rest tonight, people! We leave at noon!

Player 2: *Groans* Noon?

Player 3: That’s so early!

Diabel: *Sighs* Alright. What about 1 o’clock?

Player 8: 1? Dude, come on!

Diabel: *Groans* God, fine! We leave at the crack of… 2:30, I guess. Lazy butts…

Player 4: Christ, I’m gonna have to set my alarm.

~Sword Art Online Abridged, episode 2

That only helps quiet down cars below 30 km/h. Above that speed, most noise is either rolling noise or wind noise.

That edit deserves extra kudos

I was in a train replacement coach the other week, and sitting behind me were some guys who were watching YT Shorts or TikTok (Probably the latter) over speakers. I didn’t have my own earphones with me, so I had to hear his shit the whole way through.

If I was any sharper, I would have asked: “What gives you the confidence that any random person nearby appreciates what you’re hearing?”

Something tells me this is satire.

Moerasduits. Is dat goed genoeg?

Well, then have some proof:

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Oh damn!

It’s time to wake up Green Day!

Username checks out

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in grilled cheese sandwich.

Confusing… My instance is .world, and I similarly subscribe to communities regardless of instance. So seeing a .ml link had me go 🚨 tankie instance for a second, conveniently failing to notice that A: that post is in .world, but seem from .ml; and B: this post is in .ml.

My bad 😅

Though I would suggest OP to see if they can fix the link to one that changes the specific link based on the visitor’s instance

I once saw a video report on bullshit jobs, where they also interviewed a researcher into how much value is gained or destroyed by various professions.

They said that for every £1 (the researchers worked in the UK) given to marketing executives, that society suffered £11 in lost value.

ETA: The video in question (Dutch, with a few local English bits)