What’s the old saying about: if one woman can make a baby in 9 months, 9 women should be able to make a baby in 1 month

spot on

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Oklahoma

No we haven’t

I would beat the absolute shit out of this bitch if he tried that

Incorrect

That’s not how trespass works. You have to be “noticed” that you are not welcome on the property. Once you are on notice you have trespassed if you haven’t left

You never know 😉

Naw, you gotta run the business into the ground so you can activate your golden parachute

I’m gonna be pedantic for a second, hanged* not “hung”

Yeah no shit

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

Well now that cow is stuck in my head thanks

Nice

Not always brother

Thanks, I hate it

Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

Some real Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes

lol the girl I thought I was “in love with” wanted to text all day long and that was a bad choice for a 14 year old