I honestly think this makes a pretty good fit.
Castlevania’s flashy, ornate aesthetic and over-the-top dramatics could transition nicely to the stage.
Like, imagine the WHAT IS A MAN monologue being belted out from centerstage under a spotlight and accompanied by organ music.
Dude, yesterday I heard a radio ad promoting “vintage alternative” music and it was fucking “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers.
Vintage.
I wanted to throw my geriatric elder Millennial ass through my windshield.
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
Star Wars: The Phantom Gribble
(And yeah, I know this is ROTS. Phantom Gribble just sounds funnier in my head.)
Ugh, don’t get me started on roommates.
Like, once, they got all paranoid about some supernatural nonsense and poured all this salt on the hallway floor, like in a big stupid circle. Right outside of my door.
Total pain in the ass. Like, I refuse to go out there until they clean that shit up. I physically won’t. I don’t care how long it takes or how hungry I get.
Though I can’t remember the last time I felt hunger…hmmm…
Honestly, it’s been so long I’m not sure I can even differentiate anymore.
Flanders’s breakdown is the most earned and satisfying character moment in television history.
Hank Hill voice:
“Just look at it, Bobby. It’s got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h’wat.”
My first thought. Definite Poolrooms energy.
This isn’t even my final formal.
The second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.
Far and away, the best aspect of my life.
YES! Now I can finally…
Wait. No. NO!
Shit, I still had Reflect cast on me from last round.
COME BACK! WAIT! NOOOOOO!
I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.
Why they changed it, I can’t say…
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
Oh, great. It’s the Wind Waker Triforce shards all over again.
Better start collecting charts…
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)