I mean… you’re not wrong… But still made me laugh out loud

Due to working in retail in general or was the night shift even worse than the day/evening shift?

I think the warranty stretches a little further. You also need to live long enough to ensure your offspring become moderately self sufficient, but anything above 30 is definitely buyer beware

Yeah and Blueland in the left. They think we’re fucking idiots

60 bucks? What like 3 20s?

It just feels like in these cases both edges are somehow being pointed straight at you

Surely NSFL worthy

The sincere expression gets me 😃

Damn… Americans have their shit sorted. Still a long way to go globally, but this map is looking better and better every time I see it!

Isn’t cruelty against animals - specifically one self - a key part of the Linux learning journey?

Sleep’s one of the best free pleasures around. It’s free, it heals your body and mind, and just feels good.

I’ve fought a lot with insomnia in recent years and truly appreciate when I’m able to get a good night’s sleep. I’d rather have a bit shorter days, but feel much better due to being well rested whenever possible. How does sleeping make you feel guilty?

You go to settings -> filters & blocks

I get so happy whenever i see this. Sarah Anderson easily has the most relatable comics. Absolutely gonna carry treats for all the 13/10 puppers

That way you can use the shelf for your chocolate milk and comic book

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Godric’s stick collection

Never connected those dots before… Now I’m also wondering why most tables aren’t 3-legged. Too easy to knock over maybe?

Caramelldansen was made for this

A man who gers! Did i get it right?

“This time it’s either an axe murderer or someone with a whole bag of treats, I know it!”

I receive the same absolutely dumbfounded look every time. Like she can’t believe how someone walking up the stairs isn’t the biggest news of the decade