I love Dick’s

You jam that into your ear canal in lieu of a q-tip

What kind of tea do you recommend that’s not green tea?

Just get egyptians to move it

Lol it looks even a decent forklift maxes out at 70k lbs

I… I thought the top comment was a joke lmao

You know that does seem the healthier option

As a liberal I prefer big stick diplomacy

Derailing the trolley kills the 10 passengers aboard

universal content

Not so funny when it’s just two of you in an escape pod

How you explained it helped a lot. So it basically is a windows emulator but isn’t for legal reasons? Lol

Why not magnets

Yeah you’ve got to be a little outgoing to make friends sometimes. If you’re not using up energy to commute it might be easier though. It would be for me

Ebay? They have all the same shit

Join me in my new company shitify where we see just how low we can go

I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home

I tried to shit my pants but couldn’t. Guess I’m a big fat dumbass

Fucking go outside and go to social gatherings

Drinking piss to own the libs

The magic pill is what they put up your ass when you’re anti union