They’re not using your bike
They’re not using your bike
Some project manager felt the need to justify their existence.
No; I am the evil clone.
I interviewed a candidate this morning and kept a running gag going through the whole hour. Both he and my shadow interviewer seemed to appreciate my attempt to keep the process light-hearted.
Why stop there? Anyone that requires any help of any kind from any other person should be immediately executed. We’re rugged individualists, not a bunch of socialist pussies!
I wouldn’t really characterize fourteen years as “decades.”
I keep my electrons in little bottles called “batteries.” When I need photons, I cause some electrons to pass through a photodiode.
Also kombucha.
No need to imagine, I’ve done it myself!
Well if there’s a baseball cap and bowling shoes and tennis bracelets then there’s surely some sort of attire unique to that activity
Why? It works as a corollary - there’s no logic involved in any of the stages described.
If they’re gullible enough to be suckered into it, they can similarly be suckered out of it - but clearly the effect would not be permanent.
Why weren’t you wearing a disc golf cap?
Who’s getting the money paid for these cadaver parts? Clearly, a big part of the problem is perverse incentives; the money should be going to the estates of the deceased, never the medical facility.
Too coherent.
DuckDuckGo is just Bing with a duck on it.
Those are completely different beans. Those are the gross nasty beans. Get those beans outta here.
Moral of the story: don’t fuck your dolls.
Imagine tanks full of highly volatile combustible fluids on fire in the middle of the ocean 🫨