Does it look good? No

Does it seem creative? No

Does it look funny? Also No

Will I have to see this in this cinema with my kids because they love minecraft and I’m a push over? Very much yes.

Don’t check the time code!

Ooo good point!

Are all the characters Mammals? Is it a zootopia situation?

Queen Elizabeth is/was also Human implying she too is an immortal magical being

Started growing my beard in, for the first time in years. It’s white. Hell yeah I’m old

Yeah, in the end, the aliens are defeated by germs, just like how British colonists were killed by malaria

It’s like how War of The Worlds is about someone doing to the British what they did to India

Yeah I’ve slowly managed to put it together now, I’m glad I pushed through that initial confusion. It’s fun, though I liked Dishonored more

I just started this as well… i was so lost forthe first few hours, not the controls, just what am I meant to be doing? I have 2 mission logs, I don’t know what any of the guns or powers do and I’m meant to start collecting them?

It’s like they say, shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

John 2:9-10:

When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,

And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.

Unfortunately we can’t condense 75years of modern Israeli/Palestinian history into a 2 panel Simpsons meme to explain that, yes Krusty Burglar is evil but Homer had previously committed several atrocities of his own including the rape and murder of The Burglar’s family and is now throwing grenades into the audience because they didn’t do enough to stop the Burglar.

But this is justified by the Simpson’s religious/cultural beliefs, themselves formed in response to violence and trauma committed by others, and funded by the religious fanaticism of the Flanders family who believe the Burgler has to die to usher in the end times.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie

Basically, leftists who think no one who calls themselves a leftist/communist/socialist (e.g Stalin) Can do any wrong