SusheeMonster

You know, I’ve been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it

Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.

Am I right, guys cousins?

Your self-awareness is a good sign. My predecessor was a self-taught cowboy coder with no one to draw comparisons with. He was the lead (read: only) software engineer at my company, barring fresh graduates that didn’t know any better.

Then I came along to point out all of his anti-patterns & cruft. By that point, he was too entrenched & self-assured in his abilities to listen to reason. Some people have imposter syndrome, others are imposters that failed upwards in spite of their incompetence.

Sean, if you’re reading this - fuck you. I’m still coming across code you refuctored

Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?

Now that’s what I call smash & grab music

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It’ll be like killing two birds with one penis, y’know?

Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model

We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Cockroaches#:~:text=Cockroaches%20are%20creatures%20who%20appear,Man%20and%20Barnacle%20Boy%20IV.%22

thanksweshoulddothisagainsometimeillcallyou

I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn’t an ordeal

Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know