I’m hoping aliens invade so i can be a stowaway. I’ll bring some water and food to last a few days before getting the balls to make myself known when they leave the planet. They’ll either kill me or experiment on me. Either is fine with me as long as they don’t send me back. Just let me take a leak/shit real quick in whatever version of a toilet u got first please.

Usenet is king! All hail usenet!

Where do these mushy straws reside? I’m not one to get fast food or go to restaurants very often but it’s always plastic.

You…pay for email???

I use plastic bowls in microwaves all the time. In fact every single day. At this rate I’m going to turn into a auton from doctor who 🤣.

Sorry but pizza rolls in a microwave are just too damn good! Fuck the oven!

Don’t know, i have an ad blocker and so should you.

Humans: aight bet creates way to remove salt from the water checkmate.

Only thing stopping you is your bank account 😆

I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it’s still killing me when I don’t put pressure on it.☹️

Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

Kids shouldn’t even be on the Internet. If they get access and ruin themselves from stumbling apon some fucked up shit. That’s on them and their parents 🤷

Downvotes are just proving some of you guys are fucking weird wanting kids online. Probs those weirdos over at beehaw.

I enjoy that they get bullied in the comments about it too.

This guy must be from the future. Oh wise one tell us all your secrets.

Ever heard of having some hope my guy? Hate to break it to you but I hope humanity leaves this rock and isn’t stuck here forever. If humanity stays on this planet forever we will 100% go extinct either by war, virus, or the most obvious asteroid impacts or the guaranteed one the sun expanding over a few billion years. If we want to live till the end of time and space itself we HAVE to leave.

Ah ok i thought it was musk boy. Tbh I don’t look too much into who the ceo of a company is. Mostly just what they do which i why i love spacex. I take it all my downvotes are the musk haters lol. I’m neutral on that whole thing with him. Can’t say anything about the whole twitter situation as i have never used it.

Put another rich guy in charge of spacex first please! I don’t want to be stuck on this rock forever 🥲

God damn how big of a sack does he got. That hole looks pretty sizable. Unless that chair in the thumbnail is clickbait.

I agree my only gripe is the annoying ass multiplayer bugs. Some missions took us 5-6 tries to actually finish. Idgaf about the whole gender shit and tbh i didn’t even notice anything like that. I was going around shooting shit to even care.

Obviously??? You clicked on it. So the logical thing to do is unblur the post.

How do u do this on sync? There is several annoying bots i want to block but clicking the name of the bot doesn’t do anything.

I’m a mix of each. If i can do it faster via a gui then i do the gui. if it’s faster via command line then i use that. Those hardcore command line guys can enjoy typing 20 commands in which 4 button clicks can achieve the same thing 🤷

Let me guess those fuckin low life scum posting csam? I’ve noticed an uptick in complaints about it recently.