Goodbye

I personally like “Men v2.0”

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Promise? 🥺

Boots with the purr 😻

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

Rejoice! She brought protection!

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

The only way that you effectively oppose the other

You can always vote third party if you want to pay lip service while helping the candidate you dislike

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

NTBDBIWDFTA

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Remember, take extra care not to forget capitalization and formatting, spelling Jell-O™ as jello, for instance, greatly increases the risk of genericization

Memes and genes!

Hubris

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

Cute! XD

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)