In hindsight, there may have been signs…

Somewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.

Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.

Being above the fray is what the Supreme Court was intended to be, so you can’t fault people for initially assuming that.

I think most people actually do.

Since the Roe v Wade verdict was leaked, I feel like the media has been glossing over the revelation that there’s just as much wheeling and dealing in the Supreme Court as in any of the other branches.

Why are we giving Trump an excuse to drop his failure of a running mate?

Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.

I guess if this is more applicable to me after I change “super rough day at work” to “normal, soul draining day at work”, I should probably also change “quitting my job” to “career change”.

internal communication on platforms like Slack is not always private

That’s common sense, frankly.

I see what you dad there.

Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.

My great grandpa ingested dihydrogen monoxide every day of his life, often more than once. And now he’s dead.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

People usually think of the wealth gap as an abstraction, but the widening wealth gap very literally means more and more of us can do worse and worse without it being reflected in the overall “economy.”

Sounds like a confession.

We finally got him, right guys? Guys?

“We will adhere to US law.”

That’s all she needed to say.

I figured I’d be fine, I work out regularly and am more fit in pretty much every way compared to how I was in high school. But, all that darting around, jumping, and occasional sprinting is a whole different beast than jogging, hiking or lifting.