Nothing because no one will be there to experience it. It’s kinda like the tree falling in the forest with no one around to witness it. Fade to black, this hermit bag of meat is gone.

I feel like the shame runs so deep that we won’t even talk about him anymore. Tbf, he was especially cringe.

A real human bean

Is that green to you?

Nope, not at all. Come to think of it, I had a brand new LG smart dryer at an old apartment a few years ago, then moved in a house with a roommate who happened to buy the same smart dryer brand new for the house, and both were the exact same experience. I’m not even old enough to say this but they just don’t make em like they used to…

For all the folks saying to clean the dryer, clearly you never fucked with the LG dryers. They do this shit straight off bat.

I’ve never felt like more of a pillow princess until reading that last sentence. Here I am waiting to be entertained while people like you actually take action. Good on ya.

Now back to my previously scheduled lurk…

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

I just finally decided to ditch them this month, so not a ton of experience yet. I ran to Best Buy last night for the first time in years as opposed to ordering what I needed off Amazon. I miss the ease and all but I still feel like I’m making a good choice. There is no perfect company but fuck Amazon.

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I learned a new word today, thanks!

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It blows my mind that the whole antihistamine market is just a bunch of decongestants. WHERE DO MY ITCHES GO!?

- Baberham Lincoln, 37 AD

Credit your quotes, DogPeePoo

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn meddling Seraphs

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

But billboards are totally fine to stay, cus advertisers are not distracting you. Just the road / traffic signage is.

I’m not your pal, friend!

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