You have to admit, he really destroyed that strawman version of you though.

Thanks for the tip, I’m trying to be google-free, so I’m testing it out. A little too late for election season, oh well

Sometimes, the point of research is to experimentally prove things we suspect are true.

Nobody appreciates a Kindergarten Cop joke around here I guess

No doubt, my first reaction was “Manual Calavera!”

Zeno’s (orgasm) paradox.

It’s Mewroo!

I’m guessing from his “don’t fuck with me” expression, that’s a cigar

Niccol will still be expected to work from the Seattle office at least three days a week

Except when he’s flying around the country/world to other locations.

Muscles are broken down during use and repaired / built during rest.

(same stove, pot and everything)

Yes, OP agrees.

I loved seeing the chain method of architectural engineering!

Legally easier to ignore a ghost department.

Especially since it specifically highlights porn in a different color, it labeled my VPN IP as “Likes Porn”.

You characterize George Carlin as a simple contrarian?

Where’s your encrypted USB recovery key stored?! Is it encrypted USBs all the way down?

Odd coming from someone who is fucking retired.

I’d suspect he sacrificed work-life balance his whole career (yes, CEOs are known for golfing and vacations, but I bet they still think of work 24/7). So just like people complaining about student loan forgiveness, some people get so angry if they perceive someone might have an easier experience than they did.

A corollary to “everything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough” would be “every day at the zoo is an acid/schroom day, if you’re brave enough”

It’s a very searchable name

No, I’ve seen this before. One whack to the head changes someone, but then another whack changes them back. Same principle.

Everyone with long covid just needs more covid to fix it.