Anything to distract from the tens of thousands of children you are bombing burning and dismemberment I guess.

Oof I feel sorry for people who have to live near a nazi like you

Oh shit he’s right

Israel is a terrorist state. And since my country the USA won’t stop arming and funding them, we are a terrorist state too.

This is a deep cut. I like

Ignore the down votes this is spot on and amazing

“Slowly, I told myself that evolution failed itself by giving a bit more individual selfishness over community/species survival.”

There are a lot of great answers here already, but I would like to put forth the anticapitalist position that the quote above is likely false. Humans can work together, we have developed systems of cooperation that can deter selfishness from destroying a community. This is possible (and despite decades of propaghanda…popular!) What is stopping it is the greed for wealth and power of the 1% at the expense of everyone else and the planet. The masses of people are constantly trying to stop this, and mostly fail. But cracks in their power do open occasionally, and you just have to do what you can until a Crack is available for you to help widen. I think it’s possible to win, but not through personal lifestyle changes and voting alone. Only through activism and protest is it possible. Most humans keep trying to solve this, and that gives me hope.

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He practically is. He single handedly sends them the bombs every week

Don’t even have to read all of this dumbass article. You can’t blame one politician in Israel for stopping a ceasefire. As the USA, we supply the weapons, we supply the money. Cut that off and the war stops. Israel cannot genocide without US support, it is literally impossible. This is the USA committing a genocide that they can stop at literally any time.

That’s the one!

What’s the movie? I really identify with corpse #3

I mean I’m in my 40s and laughed

Someone needs to make a meme with the lawyer guy : “how many of you are thinking of killing him right now? Be honest!”

Who should Gimli replace in A new hope? I say Leia. The line "short for a storm trooper " would be extra funny. He could be tossed over the gap when fleeing the death star. I like imagining him reacting to his home planet being blown up. And later in the series it would be quite the reveal when he turns out to be Luke’s sister.

“I cannot allow you to enter the council so armed Harambe”

Harambee, pretending to peel a yellow painted gun: “You wouldn’t separate a gorilla from his bananas would you?”

give it to me RAWWWW and WIGGLING

I’m thinking of switching to Tidal. I’ve had YouTube music for awhile and I like it, but I just learned they fired a huge chunk of their staff after they unionized and that pissed me off. Anybody know how their rock and jazz selection is, especially with smaller lesser known artists?

Always time for another swift meme. And if you are late just hop in the jet to catch up!

haha best one yet!