Or when two mouse buttons would be too confusing to users?

edit: fixed typo

“You must be this tall to enter heaven.” Written on a wood cutout of St Peter holding his hand out just so high.

There it is!

Isn’t it obvious? Press the key labeled ‘Any’

Nah, he’ll just transfer over to the city police instead. No moving required.

LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don’t dry out. They’re just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.

HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

She would very much like to.

SeaQuest, DS9 at it’s finest!

My Chihuahua looks more like a tornado from Twister instead.

I’m Florida we call it 4pm.

More like Ctrl-WHYYYY?

I saw someone at the airport yesterday walking around in an inflatable unicorn suit. Was thinking to myself, not that’s a way to keep cool and keep people out of your personal space at the same time.

Tires squealing on dirt roads or in the rain

Solitaire