Describe the job of a sysadmin in one meme.

50 inch. Is your screen 6.5 inch or 6.5 cm? Or 6.50 m perhaps?

Back in the day, cars had seats made of wood or leather. This is not new.

Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.

Time is running too slow, so my watch does faster times. 🤦

Challenge accepted. Gonna apply to CERN next year 😎

That sounds boring af.

Just be at work and look around yourself. Many of your colleagues got their jobs without knowing what’s actually going on. Doesn’t matter what kind of job they have.

I hope the big G will pull the big N into court.

I have a knob on my steering wheel 😂

Yes, but users with basic knowledge don’t even get the difference between a web browser and a search engine. Shutting down Google seems like a perfect “simple” explanation for a general digital lockdown.

They know this is impossible - even with their worthless currency. I guess they will soon provide their own services or they will revoke internet access from their citizens.

You change the volume in your car, with your keyboard?!

The cube is so heavy, it presses a hole into the floor.

Will they pay cheap developers with vodka?

The first GTA is still the most fun.

Artists embraced Adobe long enough. It’s time for a change.

Install Hackintosh MacOS

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My automated emergency breaking is worse than if it was disabled. It only works on false-positives. I had a minor collision and the system reached after the crash. Another time I could break early on, but the breaks didn’t disengage until restarting the ignition.

tl;dr Get rid of Chrome and install a browser that respects your privacy.