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No worries Ubi, I already did the thing ;)

As an edgy teen back then, I didn’t fully appreciate the brilliance of MGS2. It’s the one I look back at nowadays if I think about Kojima mindfuckery

MGS2 will blow your mind. This scene from MGS2 has been living rent-free in my mind since I first saw it as a teen when MGS2 came out.

Remember, this game came out around 2000. The internet was just starting to become relevant back then.

The only problem with starting Baldur’s Gate 3 now is that it’s gonna be a crazy high bar for everything that comes after.

But if you want a great story that’s affected by your decisions and character, it’s a great place to go.

Actual marketer here. It’s pretty easy to fudge the results no matter what promo code you give the influencer.

In the case of an online store like this, the store itself will have accurate records of coupon code usage. However, unless you also issue backoffice accounts to the influencer for viewing reports or have a proper affiliate system, reports are usually issued in pdf or some other document format. You can just say whatever you want in those.

Hence why it’s a total “trust me bro” move. There is no way for the influencer to personally verify the numbers. Well, I guess unless you specifically make those purchases yourself.

The scheme we see here definitely reeks of the “nope you didn’t hit the quota” excuse down the line.

I’m from a blue collar family and the fact that they’re sitting there with functioning limbs, often among locals without is disgusting beyond belief.

How can you sit there and ask for help when you are perfectly capable of helping yourself? And how dare you take away from the locals who need the money way more than you can ever imagine?

Super illegal. Straight to super jail.

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Sounds like The Matrix to me

I would like to request that we go back to shitposting. My heart cannot handle this on pre-Monday

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

To be fair, them some real good spice

sigh

As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”

How much did it cost?

I mean, after X it looks downright sensible.

I’m in public damn it.

But at the same time, thumbnail somewhat related?

Engineering vs Marketing